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Friday, August 1, 2008

insert cuss word here

OH MY GOSH. so after finishing the post for today, i am watching 'friends' downstairs before going to bed. out of the corner of my eye, i see something quickly crawl underneath the couch. i secretly hope its just a cockroach, but know it isn't. well, i find it. it sits for a picture, but when i go to kill it, it FREAKING GETS AWAY! so i vacuum around for at least ten minutes, jumping around and probably waking my neighbor. i could really cuss. this was a huge spider (anyone know what it is??) and it made my skin crawl. i was all okay being back in TN and then this happens. if only zach were here...

warning to the gross spider: tomorrow i am going to clean my condo to the point that if i don't find that spider, it will die anyways because any chance of it finding food will be destroyed. the spider will starve, and i will win.

well, while i am complaining... has anyone heard carrie underwood's new song, 'just a dream?' if i hear another sad military song i am going to march into nashville, find these recording studios and have a word with them. go ahead and put them on your album. fine. but why release them on the radio? let alone play them all the time near an army base - where people are actually worried about all that crap.

uggghhhhhh. spiders and military songs...thanks to you i won't sleep tonight.


Blogger Katie said...

Wolf spider. Brown recluse. Something awful. Google that bitch. (That's right)

Listen, I understand. Spiders that big make me cry. I'm house sitting and walked through the front door only to turn on the light and see that my head is a mere few INCHES away from a mammoth man eating spider. I nearly cried. And I did cuss. I love you. Kill that spider. And let that example serve as a waring to any remaining arachnids. We will not be defeated.

August 1, 2008 at 11:28 PM  
Blogger Suzanne said...

yea, im pretty certain that's a wolf spider, which unlike the brown recluse is harmless. They can't bit you but do look reeeally scary. Just decide that it was a wolf spider, but the brown recluse is wwwaaayyyy dangerous.

love you!

August 4, 2008 at 9:01 AM  

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